Waiter (lets call him Brodie): do you want any *steamy breath* hoot sauce with That meal?? Customer (lets call him gunnar): oh yes, in fact I would. could I have it *pause* extra Spicey? Brodie: *puts hand on Gunnar’s hand* *erotically* coming riight up, come with me. Gunnar: gladly my prince, but don’t forget the hot sauce! *winks* Brodie: ohh I would never my dear ghost pepper (<—— addressing gunnar). *brodie picks up hot sauce. Yells at manager that he has to go* Brodie: lets go, my cars this way. * they hop into Brodie’s mustang and drive away to a nearby motel* *they sign into the front desk, and make their way up to the room under tense silence* gunnar: where’s the hot sauce? Brodie: I have it right “here” * Brodie points at his dick* could you help me get it out? Gunnar: gladly if it’s for my hot sauce!! *brodie gives the fly of his jeans to gunnar, who bites it and slowly pulls it down* brodie: do you mind going a little faster? Otherwise I might not be able to handle, this, heaat. Gunnar: uuhuuh. Brodie: oh yes!! *gunnar pulls Brodie’s pants all the way down. Brodie’s boxers had a large bulge in them so gunnar slowly pulled those back to, hoping it was the hot sauce* brodie: you might be surprised, but that’s not ONLY the hot sauce. * gunnar pulls boxers down revealing the hot sauce as well as Brodie’s fully erectile douche dick* Brodie: have fun! * brodie pours hot sauce around his douche dick*
by BIG Dong 12” July 01, 2019
by paintballshot504 October 02, 2009
by christiandefinitions February 10, 2019
A HOT CHESTER is when a person, during the course of sex urinates in or on the others genitals.
Adj: Chestered
verb: Chestering
plural: Hot Chesters
Adj: Chestered
verb: Chestering
plural: Hot Chesters
Mark:(Oh man i gotta pee really bad... fuck it.)
Woman: Did you just Hot Chester in me? Can i get pregnant from that?
Woman: Did you just Hot Chester in me? Can i get pregnant from that?
by PureWater May 19, 2007
someone who is absolutely geeky, but is also somehow attractive. It could be their glasses, their attempt at wearing their hair in gelled spikes, or their fashion sense--or lack thereof. They're still sexy in a weird way.
by Candice February 27, 2004
Inflammation and burning of the Anus that occurs after digesting particularly spicy foods such as jalapenos or wasabi.
by T bones bartender October 06, 2006
a girl who wears a ton of make up to cover up her flaws, big sunglasses, pierces her face all over with things like septum piercings and monroe studs in order to make herself seem cooler.
dyes her hair different colors, usually two toned
an ugly scene girl.
otherwise known as the paris hilton type.
dyes her hair different colors, usually two toned
an ugly scene girl.
otherwise known as the paris hilton type.
Me: faux hot bitches LOLSSS like abigail illiterate™, kiki kannibal, paris hilton>!?!!?#@^$#^*
by LOLS<3 ILY May 22, 2007