nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

niall syndrome

when you cant get your words out properly and end up speaking like a retard

Jon: do you all know when your tasks have to be in?
Adam: when do we have to ask in task 2?
Jon: damn it adam, youv'e got niall syndrome

by jebastie January 22, 2009

Jew Syndrome

A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.

Guy1: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!

Guy2: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome

by emokidd July 26, 2008

O.J. syndrome

when some one lies or has lied so much that the lie actually becomes real to the liar with vivid details and all the consistency of a true story though others no it to be untrue

Man that chick just swore up and down that she doesnt give head not realizing that I walked in on her blowing my brother in the garage a couple of months ago and she didnt see me. She's got O.J. syndrome bad.

by rhyynno March 22, 2011

Sister Syndrome

... is when a guy and a girl are very good friends, and extremely close, spending most of their time together. Eventually, the girl says "I think I love you", or in some way tries to make the relationship a physical one, and the guy simply doesn't feel about her that way, because he "Thinks of her as a sister."

Hence: The Sister Syndrome

Girl: Listen, Guy, I think I want to make our relationship between us a romantic one, I want to be more than just friends.

Guy: Ew! Sorry hun, I think we've got a case of Sister Syndrome!

by Russell Bishop May 24, 2007

Protagonist Syndrome

Common tendency in works of fiction, although mostly illustrated in anime and manga, for protagonists or heroes to be very intellectually skilled normally, but be very dense when it comes to social interactions.

"Dude, Makoto from Danganronpa 1 has borderline protagonist syndrome. He tears through the class trials, but can't even take a hint from a single love interest."

by daniel_the_adamant March 16, 2020

Marco Syndrome

To be very sensitive and react in a angrly manner when others are poking fun at you in a jokingly and unhurtful way. To play Marco Polo and get upset when no one responds to your Marco

We were just teasing and messing with the guy and all of a sudden he got all Marco Syndrome on us.

by demoniablo June 11, 2014