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Captain Dick Suck

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A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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suck dez nutts

if you want my lollipop, you can suck dez nutts because i want it.
by Zaballer February 18, 2014
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Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.
person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."
by SuckMySheep September 1, 2021
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Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.
Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!
by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023
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dream theater sucks

It is the band Dream Theater's slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like Dream Theater. They got sick of the slogan after a while, but some people still say it because it's a great slogan. So if you see someone post a comment on a YouTube video of Dream Theater and they say dream theater sucks give them an E-high five.
Incorrect usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks!
Amateur Dream Theater Fan: Dude, Dream Theater does NOT suck. Fuck you!

Correct usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks.
Fan2: Fuck yeah they do!
by DreamTheaterFan December 6, 2021
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suck one silly

to give someone an exceptional blowjob; the sloppiest toppy imaginable.
My girlfriend really sucked me silly last night.
If I lose this game of Uno, I'll suck you silly.
That woman from the Grapefruit technique videos really knows how to suck one silly.
by BAKUDEKU Shipper December 4, 2022
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