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Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018
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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 25, 2011
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Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020
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Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.
The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.
I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.
by Whitetigr March 25, 2023
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sprinkle shower

When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.
"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."

"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"
by Rossy kielbasi January 6, 2017
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Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.
Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!
by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020
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