Full retard 

Another word for libtard. Typically used by internet conservatives and Republicans (who get information from poorly sourced/low-factual accuracy outlets).

Timmy: California has gone *full retard*, according to Breitbart it is full of radical-leftists and Antifa.
Bob: Whatever you say, Timmy.

Full retard by Jorolb December 5, 2020

Retard Unit 

What pretentious @#$%heads from Europe usually call the imperial system. It's simply a way of saying imperial system of measurement if you're a pretentious twat waffle.

Pretentious twat waffle: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.
Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside, or 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Retard Unit by EuropeSucks December 4, 2016

chronic retardation 

When someone is chronically retarded!

girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation

chronic retardation by hairdyegal88 October 7, 2009

Retardable 

~noun~adverb~verb~adj~ A person, action, and/or thing that is incredibly retarded.

"That guy drives Retardably"
"Dam nigga you Retardable"
"This women is Retardably stupid"
"Paris Hilton is Retardable"

Retardable by 305 Tico November 26, 2009

retard tingles 

When you do something weird with you friends, (or an inside joke) and an outsider sees you, and gives you an odd glance.

He just gave me the worst retard tingles.

retard tingles by retardtingles September 28, 2008

Classy retard 

when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.

Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF

Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!

Classy retard by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Full retard 

Become a California Democrat. Or a liberal judge that strips citizens of their constitutional rights like the second amendment. Or antifa thugs that suppress freedom of speech through violence or terrorism. Full retard.

I moved to California and went full retard and voted for Newsome, Biden, and other liberal losers

Full retard by Trump is awesome December 5, 2020