The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.
by bananen123 July 31, 2017
Get the the piratemug. A discord moderator with no opinion.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
Get the captain pirate hosemug. Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
Get the Piratemug. The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
Get the Water Piratemug. by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024
Get the Pirate pissmug. When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.
Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"
"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"
"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
by Santa9511 April 23, 2014
Get the Choking Piratemug. by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010
Get the Butt piratemug.