A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
Get the PISTOL PETERmug. The type of guy who makes the first move, only to leave you hanging, constantly making you question whether you're actually together or just caught in his confusing game. He’s the average white guy with decent humor and a decent personality—nothing too remarkable, but he definitely needs someone who can match his energy. Peter has that lowkey "gay" vibe but is still cute and nice enough to make you think twice. He’s sweet, and in fact, he was probably your first for a lot of things—like the first person to ever give you flowers, which, honestly, was so cute. He gets along with your family like he's already part of it, which can be endearing. But here’s the catch: he’s an expert at acting, and not in the good way. Under all the charm, he’s still hung up on his past relationship, and you’ll realize that he's not quite over it, even if he tries to play it cool. He's sweet, but when he's desperate or confused, he can get a little mean and defensive, claiming it’s just him being nervous and nonchalant. All of this makes you think, "I like you back, Peter," but let’s be real, your constant simping over a girl group? Huge ick. It’s a turn-off that’s hard to ignore.
Honestly, Peter’s got me so confused. He’ll be all sweet, giving me flowers, but then I catch him posting those cryptic Instagram notes about his ex. Like, dude, just admit you're not over it already. And don't even get me started on his gyatt—how does a guy with a butt like that leave me hanging?
by Maufel February 19, 2025
Get the Petermug. by HeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeKirkisgod December 7, 2022
Get the Peter The PImpomug. A teacher who is a mad lad who will snatch your phone on sight and end your snapchat streaks. you think this is a joke the man slays on tinder and always swipe right and has a receding hairline
our realationship is hitting the rough and I think we need to have a mr. Peters...? What.? No! I will not Mr peters
by KaleCantMakeBail October 11, 2018
Get the Mr. Petersmug. 
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by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022
Get the Peter Parkermug. by PeterHater69 April 27, 2025
Get the Petermug.