by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.
by F-Pack June 18, 2014

by Cork888 October 6, 2020

After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.
by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025

by TheArmchairAnarchist March 28, 2021

by anonymous March 27, 2021

Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
