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Fuck New York. That ratass piece of shit overrated city sucks nuts, which is why all new yorkers go to miami. If new york is so great, how come half of that fucked up city lives in miami or la, etc. Because NY sucks DICK. If you don't want to shop, there is jackshit to do there. Also new yorkers are disgusting and should not be classified as members of the human race. FUCK. NEW. YORK.
Guy with a brain: fny
Little new york douchefag: Oh, you're jealous!
Guy with brain: Oh, where do you live?
douchefag: Miami....
Guy with brain: Right. Suck my dick, bitch.
New York by FuckNewYorkToHell September 17, 2010

new yorker 

A resident of New York City, especially Manhattan. Contrary to upstate belief, this term does not mean someone who lives simply in New York State. And if it is used in that context, it's only in the speech of some politician or something.
Someone from upstate is not a New Yorker in the traditional sense. New York State doesn't really exist, it might as well be Pennsylvania.
new yorker by John December 3, 2003

New Jersey mod meed

The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.

Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"

NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."

Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."

Dan- "Trillz Billz."
New Jersey mod meed by m4rchu5 n00by February 24, 2010

New Yorker 

usually referenced as an asshole driver
man, that guy is a New Yorker
New Yorker by ItsTheTrueMoomoo February 6, 2015

new england patriots 

the patroits are a bunch of bitches and banwagons that pretend their team has been the golden team for all the years of nfl history. Their fans have a complete and utter lack of football knowledge and are the idoits of an nfl generation. they are a very cokcy fan base with bandwagon that stretches to canada and beyond. they should be hated and must be evicted from legue for their stupidity with idoit tom and his croonies.
The new england patriots have won the superbowl due to cheating.

new booty 

a black girl that have a big round booty and she have on tight jeans that show her big nice booty and guys call it new booty
hi wut girl you have a nice big black new booty
new booty by jjwexon April 30, 2006