moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

Mooned

Exposed one's bare buttcheeks towards

Bart mooned Chief Wiggum

by anonymous June 21, 2025

Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.

I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!

by 0bject July 10, 2025

The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

A saying, often attributed to Japanese novelist Natsume Soseki, as a more subtle and poetic way of saying “I love you”

Person A: The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?
Person B(if they share the sentiment): I can die happy

by Z3R0time August 3, 2025

Three Moons Initiative

Three Moons Initiative is a group of interest (GoI) of the SCP foundation. Basically, it's a group of humans who are in an afterlife (SCP-2922-C/Corbenic) who tries to protect humanity using drones or other machines controlled in Corbenic because no organic matter can leave Corbenic. Also worth mentioning is the fact they worship a powerful reality-bending entity named "JALAKÅRA of the Impenetrable".

where were u wen 3 moon people sav u

i was at site 43 workin when phone ring

"humanity is saev by three moons initiative"

"ok"

by 933 August 5, 2025

Moon Beams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025

Butt on Moon

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".

"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"

by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025