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video monkey

A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
by ThatOnePhotog February 5, 2009
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fudgey monkeys

A curse word to be used in times of frustration.
Fudgey monkeys, my computer isn't working.
by imyjimmy October 20, 2008
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Sacrifice the Monkey

When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity

Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.
This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013
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monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"
"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"
by JCizzero February 11, 2014
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Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.
Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.
by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014
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Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.
by Rogerstown September 10, 2014
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Pull A Monkey

To act before reading instructions, causing organized plans to be ruined.
I just know John is going to pull a monkey and mess everything up.
by WalkinCrow December 7, 2013
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