Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008

Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017

michael Y

A fat nigger who eats shit and pussy sundae all day. God who rules all dickheads and sucks dick for a living. Loves to eat sacks but not the balls. Salty as fuck/

Is ur name Michael Y?
all: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by jadkdsadasad January 30, 2017

Michael McLaughlin

funny guy lol

Michael McLaughlin is an extra funny guy!

by idadn2q83r March 2, 2019

Michael Musa

Michael Musa was born in Miami, Florida, on April 24th, 2008. in 2011, Michael moved to Rochester, New York, alongside his family, and currently resides there. Not only is he handsome, he's also smart, and funny! Although he gets no bitches (for the time being), he can assure you, its by choice 👌. He loves all things Marvel, DC, and Superheroes in general. His favorite food is any juicy ass burger, and surprisingly isn't a complete fatass. Some of his hobbies include playing videogames, reading books, and spending time with family and friends. Michael does swimming, and is fucking awesome at backstroke. His music taste ranges anywhere from classical, to present day, and in all various forms, such as pop, rock, rap, jazz, etc. His current favorite movies are Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home, The Batman, Beverly Hills Cop, The Back to the Future trilogy, The Goonies, and Indiana Jones (Temple of Doom, and Raiders of the Lost Ark). His favorite TV shows at the moment are The Boys, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Breaking Bad, The Mandalorian, and Rick and Morty. If you are one of his friends who wound up finding this, SUCK MY COCK, if you by some chance are another Michael Musa, and want to talk about how fucking awesome being a Michael Musa is, add Michael on Discord at the username MusaMan24 and the tag #1874. If you want to add Michael on Snapchat look for Michael Musa, or Musaman24, his bitmoji is the retarded looking one with the sunglasses.

"Michael Musa is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!" -women everywhere
"Michael Musa has like the biggest cock ever, am I right?" -anyone with common sense

by MusaMan24 March 8, 2022

Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

Michael and Daniella

Power couple! Daniella is the most beautiful girl that anyone has ever seen, with the best sense of humor. While being a domestic and beauty goddess, being blessed with many desirable skills and knowledge. She is all about pleasing her man and keeping him happy. She is powerful and successful with a dominant sweet and kind side but can snap in the blink of an eye. While Michael is handsome, a real looker. Very comical in ways Daniella appreciates. He is strong, powerful and always uses logic. He is determined. He always aims to make Daniella feel beautiful, loved, and special. Michael will always work hard to give Daniella the life she deserves, but Daniella will always be happy as long as she has Michael. The chemistry between the two of them is so intense it’s electrifying and mind blowing. They are extremely like minded. True soulmates. They only have eyes for each other. Once they find each other, they will last a lifetime. At first they may have obstacles but will smash them and their relationship will be easy and peaceful. Filled with endless love and loyalty. This couple will succeed at anything they put their minds to.

Michael and Daniella are the most beautiful couple I’ve ever seen.
Together they will move mountains.
Soulmates!

by Lovelylovlies May 24, 2022