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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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Trumpian Death March

A potential but fantastical march of all those taken prisoner in the Trump administration (those who’ve gone to prison) where the marchers would be left to die along the way, that is if our society were not “woke” and we still did this kind of sadistic thing.
Some have fantasies of a Trumpian Death March but fortunately the mass of greedy prisoners will only be deprived of their freedoms and their multi-millions while they are briefly held for their crimes.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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MitchiriNeko March

Is a Youtube video containing a bunch of little Japanese cats in a marching band walking from the left of the screen to the right while playing instruments.
MitchiriNeko March Youtube Japanese
by Munks January 26, 2014
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Mustn’t Milk Myself March

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
by Brady31 November 7, 2018
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Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!
Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.
by Exor January 15, 2004
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12 march

Godess og them all
by Godjesuslordsavor April 22, 2020
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No Makeup March

No using makeup in any shape or form if you use makeup you will lose any chance of a good relationship.
greg: is that Amy over there.
josh: yeah don’t talk to her she failed No makeup march.
definition: I bet she can’t go a whole month without makeup.
by Chewypebbles December 29, 2018
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