The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
Get the Mortal Masturbation March mug.A potential but fantastical march of all those taken prisoner in the Trump administration (those who’ve gone to prison) where the marchers would be left to die along the way, that is if our society were not “woke” and we still did this kind of sadistic thing.
Some have fantasies of a Trumpian Death March but fortunately the mass of greedy prisoners will only be deprived of their freedoms and their multi-millions while they are briefly held for their crimes.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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by Munks January 26, 2014
Get the MitchiriNeko March mug.Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
by Brady31 November 7, 2018
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Get the Imperial March mug.No using makeup in any shape or form if you use makeup you will lose any chance of a good relationship.
greg: is that Amy over there.
josh: yeah don’t talk to her she failed No makeup march.
definition: I bet she can’t go a whole month without makeup.
josh: yeah don’t talk to her she failed No makeup march.
definition: I bet she can’t go a whole month without makeup.
by Chewypebbles December 29, 2018
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