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Turns Left

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!
Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016
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crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.
Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016
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Thanksgiving Leftovers

When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.
Man, that guy totally gave me the Thanksgiving Leftovers last night. It was so good.
by GHGHNBV July 7, 2016
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basic leetspeak

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Austin left

1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017
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greasy leftovers

It should've been a baby. Combination of self-aborted fetus, vomit, and beer.
I was out at the bar with my boys and stepped in this nasty girl's greasy leftovers
by Giggity Giggity Guy November 3, 2017
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Thanksgiving leftovers

When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!
This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!
by Ziggy BlacknWhite November 24, 2017
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