Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
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If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
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"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
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It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.
This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”
So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.
This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”
So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.
Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
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Sailor Uranus and sailor neptune
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Woman 1 Let's switch things up and have lesbian Basketball sex.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.
Woman 2 Ok let me grab a Basketball.
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