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Jordan

Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.
Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)
by Countielovesjordan March 20, 2020
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Jordan

A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.
Hey look it’s Jordan”
Zamn 😍”
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
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A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
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Jordan Beckham Build

The Jordan Beckham build is the physique of TikTok influencer Jordan Beckham. She frequently sports a sun-kissed tan, adding to her vibrant and youthful appearance. She has a slim and athletic build. Overall, her look is characterized by her blonde highlights, tan, and athletic physique.
Oh wow that girl has the Jordan Beckham Build.
by Anthony Edwards1111111 August 20, 2024
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Jordan

Brownskin, tall, pretty boy who bottles up a lot of his issues and projects it outwards. He can seem cocky at first glance but when you get to know him he is pretty soft and loving.
Girl 1; Who is that tall brownskin guy with the nice smile
Girl 2; Oh that’s Jordan, go say hi !
by King Kinq November 22, 2021
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A new way for white ppl to use the n-word cuz there so fucking obsessed and hella quierd
White person in tt comments: I hate Jordan’s

Another white person: yeah! Facts
by J0lllyyy April 3, 2021
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michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023
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