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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
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Jews

See? Not allowed.
Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”
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Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner
Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser
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Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
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Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare
imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?
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jew drop

when a jew (usually sminted) does a big poo, and it drops (and plops) in the toilet
christ, can you smell that jew drop that katie just unloaded?
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