January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

No hentai january

After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

by Greenwhatsyourproblem February 15, 2020

january 31st

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

by ihaveapig January 29, 2024

January 31st

ShayDay

January 31st is known as ShayDay which is a National Holiday signifying the last day of the first month of the new year. It’s also the best day of the year.

by plankyboo January 08, 2024

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 09, 2022

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 02, 2023

january 31st

International Mitch grassi stan day . a day dedicated to the intellectuals who stan mitch grassi

it’s january 31st? Happy International mitch grassi stan day!

by loveandgrassi October 15, 2019