Jack Off January

As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.

Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.

Jack Off January by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017

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4th January

4th January is the official “get a boyfriend/girlfriend day”.

Your crush has to ask you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend - if they don’t they aren’t worth it

“It’s 4th January?”
“So?”
“Do you wanna be my girlfriend”

4th January by whothis123 January 3, 2021

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16 january

Each year on January 16th, people across the nation recognize National Nothing Day.
The observance was created as a day to provide Americans with one National Day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honoring anything.

For people whose birthday lands on January 16th, wrap an empty box. That should elicit a nothing response appropriate for the celebration.

On 16 january When asked, “What are your plans, today?” your response should definitely be, “Nothing.”
“Nothing” works well as an answer when recognizing the day.

Q: What’s for supper?

A: Nothing

Q: What are you reading?

A. Nothing. (Even though you’re clearly reading something.)

Q. What’s your homework assignment?

A. Nothing. (As you’re working on your homework.)

Q. What are you drinking?

A. Nothing. (As you sip on the best non-fat latte ever.)

16 january by I'm a cactus🌵 February 21, 2021