Internet 

The reason I have no social life and rubbish grades.

Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.

Internet by TheWantedFan146 August 30, 2011

internet liberty warrior 

A libertarian. The name comes from their obsessive screeching of "RON PAUL!!!" AND "LIBERTY!!!" on internet forums and YouTube comments, and their angry kneejerk reactions to any criticism of their lord and savior Ron Paul and of libertarianism. The term is similiar to "Social Justice Warrior", which describes similar behavior by far left individuals about their causes.

(The following situation takes place on an message board of some sort)

Person #1: I think that capitalism definitely has some flaws because...

Person #2: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU!! FREE MARKET! RON PAUL REVOLUTION!

Person #1: Shut the fuck up and let me speak, internet liberty warrior.

internet liberty warrior by The Dreamer Of Dreams December 23, 2013

Internet 

The reason why you failed your history test. Now get off and go study!!!

We all use the internet at some point in our lives.

Internet by Starquti July 12, 2017

internet bestfriend 

A Internet Bestfriend is a friend whom you have made over the Internet or whom you know and you talk over social media but not in person, normally you are quite close with this person/people as why the term is called Internet bestfriend not internet friend

Holly:Omg I didn't know you and Harry were close?

Megan:Were not close in person we're internet bestfriends!

internet bestfriend by SingleLadie April 19, 2018

"Internet address" degree of too much information 

Refers to an "extreme" level of grossly over-sharing personal/graphic/disgusting details --- it would read, "www.tmi.com", an acronym which stands for "Way, Way, Wayyyyy Too Much Information; Come On, Man!"

Stud #1: I got my first blowjob while taking a crap on my girlfriend's toilet. It was awesome, and I found that it even helped me to poop more easily.
\Stud #2: Eeeeyewwww---- "Internet address" degree of too much information!

"Internet address" degree of too much information by QuacksO July 30, 2018

telus internet 

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.

steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"

telus internet by happydappyman September 15, 2011

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

surf her internet by james October 29, 2003