doghouse working

When a couple of guys working on a project are away from their wives for too long, and they end up in the doghouse.

We were just trying to get shit done! We didn't know we were doghouse working!

by tnfly November 02, 2017

working an angle

The art of manipulating situations with the finesse of a used car salesman so that every conversation, no matter how mundane or only tangentially related, serves to benefit one’s personal agenda. Basically social gymnastics for the ethically flexible.

"Brad sure has a knack for working an angle; he turned a routine staff meeting into a networking opportunity with the CEO and somehow ended up with a promotion and the CEO’s old gym socks.”

by PatsFanatic June 10, 2024

Nobody wants to work anymore

Which is why I created the AI. So I don't have to and maybe in the future other people won't have to but the ME NOT WORKING needs to happen IMMEDIATELY or the child murder needs to happen AS RECOMPENSE.

Hym "Nobody wants to work anymore... And neither do I. Work is shit."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

Everything Will Work Out

The biggest lie we were all told as kids

Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL

by CrusadeToaster4 May 16, 2020

Camilla Work

The coolest person in the history of humanity.

You've seen that Obama dude? Yeah, he's almost a Camilla Work

by 4chanfan November 26, 2011

Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020