Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.

I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.

by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Holy Cats

An exclamation of surprise, amazement or bewilderment

Holy Cats man, that’s crazy!

by AnwarDOOOOOO December 9, 2021

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Holy mared

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France

I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.

by Pink warrior June 16, 2018

holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 14, 2017

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025