French plow

When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass

Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.

by CavalierConquistador December 12, 2019

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

French Taco

A French Taco is when you bend your partner over the couch and have him or her shit taco bell out while you use your tongue to push it back in repeatedly.

Yo, Bro! Kyle gave heather a French taco last night.

by PussyKiller696968 May 1, 2019

Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.

This is so Parker French.

by Parker French May 18, 2019

parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.

This is super parker french of you

by Parker French May 18, 2019