fake flirting 

When she won’t admit that her boyfriend and unloyal and flirts with everyone but her

Riley: He doesn’t flirt with everyone it’s just fake flirting.

Judy: He hit on Mary so hard at the party last night.
Riley: FAKE FLIRTING!

fake flirting by i like ban November 6, 2017

Facesitting

The greatest thing to happen to the human race. Along with FemDom facesitting is great sucking that vagina and FemDom facesitting is good too because having a slave forced to be sat upon is a great view. I also love scat facesitting where a mistress will poop into the human toilets mouth(slave) and they must eat it and I love it.

You want to do some facesitting tonight?

Facesitting by TheJimmyOfDerp May 13, 2019

fake phat farms 

assholes who cant afford real ones like rich people, people who are dickwidesbuys them shits.

Enrique:Look Juan, what are "fake phat farms?
juan:fake phat farms are the ones that Natasha wears

fake phat farms by juanito December 26, 2004

Fake out 

the fake out occurs when two playful lovers pull away while kissing each other, followed by an intense giggle. After the pull away one of the lovers performs a violent head fake, after a split second pause goes in for the kiss often a vigorous makeout session results.

me - oh bodes why did you do the fake out with adu?

bodes - "because we're in love."

Fake out by cmb4187 January 20, 2009

fake bakery 

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

fake bakery by Neipo July 22, 2010

Fake-ality

An alternate reality where one actually believes their delusions of grandeur to be an undeniable truth.

(Ant.) Reality

Guy: You want me you know it!

Girl: Yeah maybe in fake-ality...

Fake-ality by KikiChaos33 April 20, 2009

plane letter fake 

A plane letter is a letter to that is given to a close friend to read on the plane ride to entertain them, this is not a real thing, two high school girls from Monsey NY made it up

Man gives woman a plane letter, she realizes its plane letter fake and he is trying yo get in her pants

plane letter fake by The truth man86 February 3, 2010