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National Eat Pussy Day 

National eat pussy Day is on June 25th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: “I’m going to Christiana’s house tomorrow.”

Emily: “To do what?”

Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
Related Words

reverse eat

To insert directly into ones anus.
Why don't you go reverse eat a dick.

If you don't put your beer can where it goes, I'm going to make you reverse eat it.
reverse eat by amy greenwalt January 26, 2007

Wha chow and eat a baby 

Beating off a guy and swallowing his sperm.

Can be used with all gay relationships.
Andrew beats off Cody*

Andrew swallows his sperm*

And thats Wha chow and eat a baby

i would let you eat crackers on my bed 

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you
tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

Bitches' Gotta Eat 

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.
John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.
Bitches' Gotta Eat by therealmagee December 8, 2014

Hello sir, I like to eat face 

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!