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Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.
"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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Cracker

Goodmorning jelly bean,

Goodmorning cracker
by Annamaung November 25, 2021
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Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap
Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!
by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.
by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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pillsbury cracker

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."
by madi2rare February 24, 2024
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Cracker bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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