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Cheese Grater 

When you repeatedly rub your balls on a chicks face so fast that your pubes fall off
Callum: did you cheese grater that bitch today bro?
George: Fuck yeah.
Cheese Grater by George Leg February 27, 2019

cheese eating bucktoothfuck

a cheese eating person with buck teeth
Jordan is a cheese eating bucktoothfuck

Cheese Lord 

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner
That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

Cheese Whore 

Someone who will leave you for cheddar cheese, a dog who wants cheese from their owner but get's called a cheese whore. (true story)
Olive, you fecking cheese whore.

Cheese Dick 

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today
Cheese Dick by Benis36 March 10, 2019

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls
"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"