Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

mama cow

a mama cow is a cow that is a mom and it is a very good cow

i got some milk to sell from the mama cow

by mama cow man March 5, 2024

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Cow Juice

One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.

Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?

by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024

Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

Mooing cow

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s

Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?

by Samiam282 September 26, 2025