Christian

A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.

Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.

You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.

by People as persons October 18, 2020

Christian

He is a hayawan

Christian is a hayawan

by Definently not malicious October 18, 2020

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Jung Christian Movement

A movement that takes the writings of Psychiatrist Carl Jung as its article of faith.

More specifically his writings on Job.

He's in the Jung Christian movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 5, 2011

Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023

Christian

christian is a dumb fat bitch who loves to fuck dogs

yo that guys a christian he fucked a dog

by lennisball March 3, 2023

fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023