The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down

Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

by dripping cock May 31, 2022

Cap

(verb) To say something is wrong; to move your hand up and down on your head expressing the word "cap" which is also called "capping"
(noun) A top of a bottle or can that is usually to be screwed off the bottle or can

Tim said Donald Trump is president, and that was a huge cap. STFU Tim! He got arrested pal.

by URDADGOTDAMILKIDIOT October 3, 2023

wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Cap flap

Nut into bottle cap and stick inside partners asshole

Oh yeah dude I just cap flapped my girl last night

by Sordina September 26, 2021