The guy who pretended to rape a girl for a 'social experiment'.
Can be used to refer to someone batshit fucking insane with eyes that penetrate the soul.
Ethan: Yo yo I just pretended to gangrape that chick she was devastated
Any sane person: wtf who are you and how did you come into my house Ethan: I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
A term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a Rusty Breadknife then use said product or service again.
Person 1: "Ah man, I just downloaded that awful Candy Crush game everyone seems to be play, I don't get it? It's shit!"
Person 2: "I know what you mean. I'd rather get a Rusty Breadknife..."
An improbable victory attained by default; achievement only made possible by the stupidity/clumsiness/misfortune of others.
Etymology: In the 2002 Winter Olympics men's 1000m Speed Skating final, a stumble caused the four leading men to collide in a tangle of arms, legs and blades. Australian Steven Bradbury came from behind and coasted past his fallen competitors to win his country's first ever Winter Olympics gold medal.
World's greatest band director to ever exist and retire. He shares countless quotes that inspire band kids across the globe. He is famous for wearing undersized disney hats and many beautiful poses.
Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"