apple jesus banana disorder

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

by mizukithesilly November 8, 2023

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

by HymieG December 30, 2010

Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019

insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

by melancholicapple February 11, 2018

Upside French Apple Tart

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley

No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart

by Professor_Holmes August 27, 2021

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008