by Yeeeeeerytrjxjfds November 23, 2021

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013

by F unce 555ws May 15, 2020

The act of gluing shreds of paper to your cock and then analy going down on your partner or significant other causing paper cuts and spilling human gravy all over your cock and re lubing it.
by UwUCumSlut February 18, 2023

A crazy ass high where you end up in the middle of nowhere on train tracks with everything within a mile radius is just absolutely leveled.
Terreck: How was the kush I gave you?
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
by TheHolySampleText July 20, 2023

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic
by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017

by God If He Was Straight December 11, 2021
