St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

by SouthernScout January 12, 2023

Peter boyd

A man who loves touching children slang for I’m a nonce and have a son with half a tooth

“Aw Jesus boys ers Peter boyd hide”

by Palms February 13, 2023

Petered

Petered Northed Pornstar Adult

I FUCKED AND CAME ON MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE....SHE GOT PETERED (I PETER NORTHED HER)

by Petered October 13, 2018

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)

Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!

by radeonx August 3, 2009

PETER PIETRA-ING

when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.

did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!

by bowles March 31, 2004

Petered

basically when you get super mad at someone or something and you feel the inner demon coming out

“she was listening to the 1975, it made me so mad i petered”

by rainy ✌🏼 December 23, 2023

Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.

Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.

by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011