by Gtg_ November 4, 2022
Get the Maxmug. the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.
did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022
Get the Maxmug. A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.
by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022
Get the iPhone 11 Pro Maxmug. Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
by who the fuck even knows tbh February 25, 2023
Get the maxmug. Max is a cunt
by Georgeweller19 November 22, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Max
Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.
For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.
For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
by Dr Thanjøs November 26, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by monkeyshiners February 3, 2021
Get the maxed outmug.