Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings
What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him
by Michael cheese December 21, 2018
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"One of the seven dwarves from snow white"
Has a nigerian prince great grandfather meaning he inherited a bbc.
That looks like Thomas.
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So sexy, like the hotest of all the moist pantsu staff.
egirl: wow thomas is so fucking cute
egirl2: yeah no shit everyone already knows that
by Dr. Vibes May 10, 2021
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kinda gay kinda artistic kinda horny
based tho
by T_BOMB_ owo October 18, 2022
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Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second
"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"
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Youre such a Thomas
by Jamescookie June 24, 2018
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Oh to have been with Thomas, I certainly wish I had. I knew one, in middle school, I liked him a lot, I even believed I loved him (as much as a middle schooler can love someone). He was charming, sweet, funny, and also a good friend before he became one of the biggest crushes I had ever had. One day I had to move away, and I realized I would never see him again. It devastated me, knowing I wouldn’t get to grow up with him, go to high school with him, and most importantly tell him how much I cared for him. But I never got the chance to, he was my first love, and a memorable person in my life. So now I will say it, and it is silly to hope that Thomas will see this, but in case you do, Thomas, I hope that you are doing well, I hope that you are happy and you are doing great things in life, because you deserve it, and also, I really did want to be with you. I want you to know that as capable as I was at love at such a young age, it all went to you. I never forgot about you, and sometimes I miss what we had, two kids having a good time. But things change, circumstances push people apart, people change. So although you and I are different people now, I will forever hold fond memories of the Thomas I once knew and loved.

Sincerely,

- E.T. <3
Man I hate that I never ended up with Thomas, we could’ve been great together
by _pcat_ October 29, 2023
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