March 21st (beat sam day)

March 21st is the day where you beat the shit out of sam

Hey it's March 21st (beat sam day)!
Ok let's beat up sam!

by Samhater33 March 20, 2025

Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

Stinky Sam

The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.

"I had myself a wonderful stinky sam today."
"Nigga you're sick in the head."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025

Sam

A guy who has a sexy moan

Moan for me Sam-Kunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by DiscountLemonClorox March 1, 2017

Sam

Tubby english cunt

Sam is a tubby prick

by ItsrllySam March 1, 2022

Sam

A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.

Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any

by BackSeeet October 22, 2018