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are you mutuals with zoomiv?

you mean the one who’s mutuals with the famous carpet cleaner?

by carpet_cleaner037 March 11, 2022

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Zoodio

A slur for people who want to fuck animals

furry “I’m a Zoophile-“
normal people “kys you fucking Zoodio”

by notazoodio September 14, 2022

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zooging

when you're high and currently eating a whopper

"Look at ian, hes zooging!"

by Lunarski February 12, 2023

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Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.

Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."

Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"

Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."

Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"

Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."

by SomeAwesomeFemAnon July 19, 2013

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Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

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