Timothy is a spider wrangler because he had odd relations with his frined Joe in a van down by the river last Friday.
by Danny October 17, 2004
A successful X-box live clan, most commonly found playing halo 3. This clan is the most elite of elite. Trademarks include yelling "wranglers" after recording a kill, and sending messages in CAPS. Their emblem includes the "Ohnoudn't" icon and a small triangle behind.
by CTDUBBS July 08, 2009
A Turd Wrangler is the person that scoops the dog poop out of your back yard for you.
Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.
Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.
Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.
Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.
Turd Wrangler, a person that performs the duty of scooping poop. To wrangle is to round up, to gather or collect a group of like items. Hire a Turd Wrangler to round up your yard. Wranglers round up poop and clean your yard of pet waste. Turd is another word for poop, excrement, or feces.
by Chief Excrement Officer September 02, 2012
The skank wrangler is the wrangler of skank.
Skank wrangling is when a guy has wrangled skank with him. I.e. he has women in tow who would otherwise not be around him.. e.g. the ugly,geeky guy at a car show who has a couple of wannabe porn-star promo-girl skank types with him (even if they don't actually think it but dress like it anyway) .. as if he was Ron Jeromy or something.
The most important aspects though, are that the skank wrangler must think he is cool and that others are looking at him thinking: "man, he is cool", when in fact the opposite is always the case. The other aspect is the skank wrangler can NOT actually be getting any of that action.
If a guy is truly cool and has the women wrapped around his finger and is getting action then he is NOT a skank wrangler. He is just cool (or a good lier).
Skank wrangling is when a guy has wrangled skank with him. I.e. he has women in tow who would otherwise not be around him.. e.g. the ugly,geeky guy at a car show who has a couple of wannabe porn-star promo-girl skank types with him (even if they don't actually think it but dress like it anyway) .. as if he was Ron Jeromy or something.
The most important aspects though, are that the skank wrangler must think he is cool and that others are looking at him thinking: "man, he is cool", when in fact the opposite is always the case. The other aspect is the skank wrangler can NOT actually be getting any of that action.
If a guy is truly cool and has the women wrapped around his finger and is getting action then he is NOT a skank wrangler. He is just cool (or a good lier).
by front October 05, 2006
When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face
by kyle spejcher March 03, 2007
You know ass-less chaps? Well how about strappin' on a pair of dick-less Wranglers as well as a girl who ain't afraid to scream "YEEHAWW!" while she gives you the ride of your life. Bomb that pussy.
Hot babe - "Whoo cowboy, my vagina hurts so bad!"
Wrangler wearin' dude - "That's cuz I bombed that pussy with an Atomic Wrangler!"
Wrangler wearin' dude - "That's cuz I bombed that pussy with an Atomic Wrangler!"
by Professor CuddleBottoms October 26, 2010
a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.
I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.
by Leanne May 28, 2003