Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

by Lol huh? July 9, 2015

bald wookie

Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.

My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!

by RacerXrulz5 January 12, 2009

Wooky Hole

The Wooky Hole is the slang term for the a cavity that sits between a womans vagina and rectum. 1 in 7 women carry the curse of the Wooky Hole, but this can lead to sexual perversion with small penised men using the wooky hole for pleasure.

"Have you heard that Tina has a wooky hole?"

"yeah, I heard Philaz was banging away at it the dirty bastard!"

by Bristol Bound October 2, 2011

wookie pop

A very powerful punch or jab, reminiscent of the strength of the fictional Star Wars race, the Wookies. Generally understood to resolve a conflict with one punch. Usually resulting in a KO.

"You got 10 seconds to get out of my house or else you're getting a wookie pop straight to your face!"

by Jonny2Ugly November 17, 2009

nookie wookie

wookies during mating season

Hey Han, I think Chewie is a nookie wookie cause he just raped R2's eye socket

by noahthemok March 31, 2011

Butt Wookie

When you have consumed a food or beverage that doesn't agree with you and your intestines begin make sounds that resemble Chewbacca.

"Every time i eat cabbage, I end up with a Butt Wookie within a hour".

by Stpaul83 July 24, 2017

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai April 19, 2016