woofiehoodie 

A very cool mutual, very cool

"You should follow woofiehoodie"

woofiehoodie by bluebloob July 3, 2021

woodini

The males of FC longwood

Up the woodinis

woodini by Woodini November 13, 2021

Wooden Spoon 

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.

Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.

Wooden Spoon by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022

Cord wooding 

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

Cord wooding by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015

Pedo wooders 

A head teacher at the Weald school who likes to molest children

Hey look it’s pedo wooders

Pedo wooders by Someguyfromtheweald July 11, 2019

The Electric Wookie 

Show up in the bedroom wearing your party socks (completely naked except knee high white socks). As you are "loving" your lady friend from behind, slowly build up static electricity on the bedroom carpet. When she starts getting worked up and moaning loudly, you static electrify her nipples. Her combination of the shock and moaning will let out the most glorious of Wookie screams. Unleash her inner Wookie!

My gal has been really riding my ass lately, but nothing The Electric Wookie can't rectify.

The Electric Wookie by Don't drop the Yellow Cake July 13, 2011

Hug the Wookie 

Do something without planning. Off the cuff.

-You ever rode this mountain bike trail before?
-Nope, gonna hug the wookie!

-We're pinned down, no where to go! What do we do?
-Time to hug the wookie, cover me!

-Did you make notes for your speech?
-Naw, I just hug the wookie.

-How did you make that?
-I dunno, just hugged the wookie and this is what I ended up with.

Hug the Wookie by Ganbareyan January 31, 2023