weekend wheelchair warrior

When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.

"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"

by Klizz February 25, 2009

welcher

idiotic, blundering fool

dayam you bizatch ass, quitit with teh welcherness

by 1337zorz January 5, 2005

Welch

To masturbate in public with intent to be caught.

Watch the door im going to welch

by zhawk May 21, 2013

Welch

N- a 250 pound, 6 foot tall Englishman with an unnaturally high voice, while still being the most hardcore person you could meet and answers the phone, "WELCH HERE!" and hangs up, "Welch out." Frequently eats Candied Apples.

V- 1. to be dissed, rejected, or ashamed. 2. to have a projectile, preferably a javelin, thrown in the face.

N- "It's Welch, not like the country but like the grape soda.", "I'm English, you see.", "I have the Golden Voice.", "Wanna mess bitch?", "Welch Here", "(while eating something gooey and delicious)This was worth the two dollars." -all by Welch.

V- 1. "I was welched by Welch, I can't even sit at that table anymore -Alex", 2. "Dan welched me right in the face with that jousting stick" - Luc

by Macarro July 24, 2008

welching

the act of stealth revenge

dude she got welched bad
i heard he is planning on welching her

by K3v!in @maz!ng July 29, 2010

Welch

A cling on

I had a welch all over me last night

by shalompiggin February 23, 2011

Emo WheelChair Bandit

A Angry Very Ugly Teenager That Believes in Cutting Satan and Fears the Sun and Wears a Shit Ton of Eye Shadow and Happens to be Crippled Most of them Skip School and never do anything but cry.

Hunter Bailey is a Angry Emo Wheelchair Bandit

by Risk Shaq January 19, 2012