That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Pennsylvania Wetsuit

1. A term used by lifeguards and locals of Ocean City, MD referring to a specific type of attire worn by some individuals, usually from Pennsylvania, for swimming or wading in water. Despite its unconventional nature for aquatic activities, this outfit is worn unironically.
Composition:
• Flannel button-down shirt
• Jeans
• Tube socks
2. The term often arises in rescue scenarios, where lifeguards note the impracticality and potential danger of such attire in water.

*In Semaphore* Keep an eye on that fucker in the Pennsylvania Wetsuit, they clearly don’t know how to swim.

by stickyghoul March 9, 2024

Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.

“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”

by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024

Hot Wets

When a man farts directly into a girls vagina and then she queefs back in his face.

Rob couldn't get hard anymore unless him and Shelby did some Hot Wets before sex.

by Rexlba February 21, 2025

Eggy wets

1. A rather wet-feeling or untrustworthy series of farts you get after eating eggs. Becomes more apparent in the bath or shower.

2. A really good name for a band.

"Ugh, dude that stinks."

"Yeah sorry, I had the eggy wets something fierce."

by 1earedwolf March 31, 2026