Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat

All of our politicians are so Weight blind

by Max di September 29, 2021

feel the weight of

To be under pressure to perform or meet a certain expectation

The young woman began to feel the weight of motherhood after her child was born.

by Ebendiah May 3, 2017

Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Weight plate

A device that displays the weight of something.

How much does this thing weigh?
I don't know my guy, toss it on the weight plate to find out.

by the_carcovascilinitist September 10, 2018

Love Weight

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.

Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.

by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011