a plant that relieves your problems temporarily, therefore you smoke some more, maybe drink too, and you're fine for the day. even better than Kool Aid.
Dude 1-"dude i think my girlfriend is pregnant"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"
Dude 2-"dont worry about it man"
Dude 1-"im fucking 16!"
Dude 2-"dammit you're bitching again. here have some weed"
<Dude 1 smokes weed>
Dude 1-"ahhh...good shit...you know what, i dont even think its my baby, my girlfriends a slut monkey anyways"
Dude 3-"yeah she is. i plowed her field yesterday!"
by asswipe chris March 04, 2011
by cones December 04, 2002
hey man, wanna come over and smoke some weed before the track meet, would be fun to run the 100 stoned :p
by Joel ..................... June 07, 2007
One of the best things this world has ever given to us, besides shrooms, it comes from a plant that grows just about anywhere. Usually, its rolled up and smoked in a joint or a blunt, you can also smoke out of a pipe, bong, hookahs, or vaporizers.
You can also use household items to make things to smoke from such as a gravity bong, which you make out of a bowl of water, a pop bottle and some foil, or you can smoke it out of a can.
You can also use household items to make things to smoke from such as a gravity bong, which you make out of a bowl of water, a pop bottle and some foil, or you can smoke it out of a can.
by Sunshine. November 04, 2007
by aguynamedandy February 05, 2007
Good golly gosh!! That was weed Jimmy!
Oh you mean Marijauna? My daddy told me to stay away from that stuff.
Oh you mean Marijauna? My daddy told me to stay away from that stuff.
by Thompsonite August 25, 2008
by :D February 12, 2003