eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot April 28, 2016

Magic wand

Magic wand is commonly used to refer to a Trans Girls' penis.

Me: I love magic wand so much.
Other person: You like magic or girl dick?

by Finn :3 March 28, 2024

Wand of Orcus

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021