When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
by T_Hark March 7, 2011
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Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.
Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.
Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.
by Quazmoz May 23, 2011
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Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.
That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.
by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011
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Jessica: " look at that sexy Waffateo, better than Leonardo DiCaprio>"
Waffateo: "Hey girl wanna be with me"
(3 months later with Careless Whisper music)
Jessica: "Finally I am the syrup of the waffle. When he invites me to his house, I am so taking the horse mask to my house so i can ride the horse."
Waffateo: "Hey girl wanna be with me"
(3 months later with Careless Whisper music)
Jessica: "Finally I am the syrup of the waffle. When he invites me to his house, I am so taking the horse mask to my house so i can ride the horse."
by WAKANDAN KING January 10, 2019
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GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
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by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013
Get the moon waffle mug.A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.
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