Wal-Mart fan

A fan of a college or university who has never attended the institution.

The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.

REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?

DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.

by b4c December 28, 2007

Wal-Mart ratio

A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.

I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas

by Grant July 18, 2003

Wal*Mart Goth

Usually a high schooler. They can be spotted sporting cheap knock-off Hot Topic "corsets" or nylon pants with chains all over them and attempting to appear as "tortured artists." You'll recognize them by their "ICP" and "Linkin Park" shirts.

True goth fashion is costly, tedious, and usually takes a beautiful person to pull it off. See that fatty? She's Wal*Mart goth.

by Janay C July 16, 2008

Wal-Mart paranoid

1. When one is at Wal-Mart or any other large store and they see someone they don't like/ don't want to talk to and spend the rest of the time trying to avoid that person. One becomes paranoid and worries that the person will stalk them down and talk to them.

"Oh my gosh, Marcus, it's Kaci. We have to hide now! and there's Brittany! and Marci! Quick, turn left before they see us!"
"I'm so Wal-Mart paranoid right now... I'm afraid she's going to pop around the corner and try to start a conversation!"

by ktxtensen May 22, 2006

Wal-Mart Special

A cheap knock-off of a name brand item, usually an item of poor quality. Though Wal-Mart is usually the origin of said item, a Wal-Mart special can come from any store.

1.) Jimmy wanted an iPod for Christmas, but his mom got him the Wal-Mart Special and it's already broke!

2.) Patrick: "Hey guys, check out the new rims on my car!"
Michael: "Wow, are those made of plastic? You must have cheaped out and got the Wal-Mart Special!"

by Rodger Jordan March 20, 2006

Wal-Mart quickie

A quick and often expedited trip to Wal-Mart. Usually made in order to avoid any number of your "undesirables" including but not limited to: Exes, relatives, tweakers et cetera.

Man, I gotta make a Wal-Mart quickie, don't wanna see my exe Chanelle, that bitch is a Wal-Mart whore!

by Toooots April 5, 2016

Wal Mart Gummer

This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.

"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."

by YUYUYGYGYGUGYUGOOIUGYOGUI July 19, 2007