virginity

Something that only Americans value and only religious zealots keep.

Something that can be unfortunate to have or be brutally taken away

If you have it, you don't want it (or God has it)
If you lost it, you want it

A stupid word which has no meaning beacause intercourse is a completely natural act that humans were meant to perform

The "good" girl kept her virginity for her God while the "bad" girl went out and had the night of her life

The "geek" studied his math homework while the "pimp" fucked every slut he knew and got an STD.

(Stereotypes are so stupid theyre funny)

by Carpetmuncher June 1, 2006

scissor virginity

Losing your virginity - scissor style!

Two close college girls finally build up the courage, and the alcohol, to test out each other. At the same time they realise that they are about to lose their scissor virginity.

by schoks July 28, 2010

eye virginity

When someone watches people have sex or fornicate, but doesnt participate
you must be a virgin to lose your eye virginity...unless you had sex in the dark and you couldnt see at all
then.. your eyes would be virgins.

Trevor sat and watched Nick and Rebecca have sex
in doing so he lost his eye virginity

by FerSure January 5, 2009

Virginity Sex

That special kind of fornication where you let a gay guy with a small penis pop your hymen. It is said to be the equivalent of a spiritual journey, except quicker.

Did you hear? Frannie had Virginity Sex with Paul last night.
She said it hurt like a bitch

by Laddie November 4, 2007

Virginity

Something that you'll most likely lose in your life since 99.9% of the human race craves some wild, hardcore sex more than delicious, plentiful food... which there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.

Buy some condoms, look good, and nail anyone you see attractive.

I losed my virginity and it caused me to earn me some prison time (for nailing a minor and ratting me out).

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 1, 2007

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012

Virginity Wenger

Someone who has a dick but refuses to use it

My friend A Had has a dick but he refuses to use it coz his a gay he is a virginity Wenger

by @shocking83 August 19, 2016