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validation dicks

The string of hookups by a female following a traumatizing breakup, public humiliation, or other unsavory life experience. Often accompanied by a change in hair style.
Did you hear about Cindy getting dumped by her boss?

Yeah, she's been hitting the validation dicks pretty hard.
by Backwoodsbassturd January 6, 2014
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validatenfreude

A mixture of emotions consisting of equal parts validation and schadenfreude.

Most generally felt when someone else calls your ex an asshole on public forums such as Twitter or Facebook.
I felt kinda bitchy when I saw that tweet about him\her being an asshole\cunt and all the retweets and replies of agreement, until someone pointed out I wasn't being bitchy, it was just validatenfreude. It felt so good to know that it wasn't just me, but that everyone else thinks s\he's an asshole too! Hahahahaha! ISTBY! Comeuppance is a bitch, ain't it, fuckface?
by wirdatrd April 20, 2014
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valdino

Normally condensed to "Val" for its excessive syllable use. Commonly mistaken for two words. It is not "Val Die No," But "Val dee No." Best used to define someone of great magical skills, such as that of the Great Houdini. Other accepted form for the name is "Val-dirty," "Vallerina," "Validated."
Where did Orlando Go? He Pulled a Valdino!

What happened to Sofia, is she getting Validated?
Dude, that was sick, he just got you Val-Dirty!
by Valdino December 19, 2016
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Validility

"That guy there is so validility".
by The Retard? March 1, 2017
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valdeaz

small weird shaped head but usualy plays cornerback in football
nice valdeaz
by re5j May 14, 2018
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Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.
I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.
by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018
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Valdi + Lewis

These two the best couple ever, they nmkae good masturbATION PICTURES AND ARE SIO COOL HANGING OUTN WEITH THE ROLBOX LADS AND THE GEEZARS WHO SWEAT AT FONIRTE
"omg Valdi + Lewis are coming round the corner, lets see if we can be their friends!"
by 54frt54 February 14, 2019
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