useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.

"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"

by djtc October 17, 2020

Useless

Cole Mccourt

Cole is literally the definition of useless

by Busssshhhhhh March 9, 2022

Useless

You, because you are on this site.

Why are you using Urban Dictionary you useless son of a bitch.

by UselessSonOfAGun May 5, 2022

Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

uselessness

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.

mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible

by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017